Every morning, rain or shine, Amuseables Sweetcorn is the first to cannonball into the lake – kernels and all! An open-water swimmer by choice and champion of chilly dips, she swears it keeps her husk glossy. Her speciality stroke is less front crawl, more roly-poly, but her pace is impressive nonetheless. Bright, bracing and always up for a splash, Sweetcorn’s the kind of friend who’ll bring a spare pair of goggles just for you.